Quotes from...people

Quotes yay! A lot of them are inside jokes though.

Lizzy: "You can't eat apple candy because their is puppy out the window."

LIzzy: "If the world live on love we'll be skinny and pretty dead."

Lizzy: "You made a dovel . It looks like a diamond and an oval having a baby."

Me: "There is this pepper spray that says WWJD on it."

Lizzy: "God Bless your eye.'

Lizzy: "I'm totally all up in your swing's grill."

Uncle Jim: Look someone's having  prayer time, or getting over his hangover. I can't tell which.Usually when you have a hangover you're praying 'Oh God I'll never do it again.'"

Lizzy: "Yes we're going to the woods...with clothes on..nevermind I'm just going to shut up now."

Cheryl: "That's weird, so if a guy came up to you one morning and told you he was nausated, would you ask him if he was pregnant?"

Drew: "Guys, hurry up and come back! Christina is singing about tranvestits!"

Ailish: "The question in my science book asks why are plants green, and I said because God made them that way."

Lizzy: "That phone sounded like it was on crack.'

Anthony: "Your evil father wants to take you away from us again."

Lizzy: "I talked to this guy, Ryan on the phone two year ago, and I told him I would call him back, and I just remembered to call him back."

Lee: "You remind me of these people that do this and that and then they do this cool thing, and they go through this thing and another thing and do this really cool thing."

Jon: I gotta go figure out how to make coffee without coffee.

Idiot: Why do they call it a flee market? That doesn't sound like a place I would want to take my dog.

Lizzy: "If a guy gives you flowers that's sweet but have him hit you over the head with a vase and call you a b**** and you're in love."

L: "If a nice guy gave me something I would be like awesome, but if a guy held up a sign that says 'I'm an a-hole' I would be like let's get married."

L: "I always knew I'd go out with a bang"

Idiot 2: "If I was a merman I would get pissed at people throwing trash in my water."

Jon: "What do you call somebody wrapped up with toilet paper and red feet?"

Me: "Uh, A red footed mummy?"

Jon: 'No, dummy, a tampon."

Idiot 2: "Man, I love cornbread ain't nothing like cornbread."

Ailish: "They sit us down in a circle called the llloooovveee..circle but there's no love in it."

Me: "I'm bringing jenkies back..."

Lizzy: "And all the velma's don't know how to act.."

Lizzy: "Whenever he starts talking about sex, talk about Jesus. Jesus is awesome."

Me: "I want to murder the world."

Lizzy (Stabs at the air with her pen)" China, Canada, Sauda Araba, Iraq, Mexico."

Lizzy: (looking horrified) "The chip bag fell off the table."

Me: "My ladybug is well fed."

Lizzy: "You're ladybug is overweight or pregnant but we didn't want to hurt its feelings."

Lizzy: "My pen says Hancock County Prison and at the top says 'Land of the free' they're not free..."

Lizzy: (looking up at the upside American flag in her yard) "We are not communist."

Mary-Alice: "He said I was beautiful and I asked if he was a retarded."

Me: "Oh, he's so pretty."

Jon: "Really? Am I pretty."

Me: "Yeah."

Jon: "Oh, I feel so gay."

Henry: "Well she's yelling "Pretty" at the T.V. so I guess she's okay."

Mom: "Where's Christina?"

Henry: "She's outside walking around in circles."

Ailish: "It's hot in here."

Henry: "Ailish having hot flashes."

Lizzy: "Watch out for driving unicorns!"

Mr. Rasch: "If Walmart closes we're going to have to put Cory in therapy."

Aimee: "If I had to give you a song, I would give you the song Lollipop."

Adrianna: "You want to lick me like a lollipop?"

Adrianna: "I'm abusive but in a loving way!"

Mary-Alice: "I'm smarter than your average idiot."

Lizzy: "Oh Jesus."

Lee: "Take the wheel....and get silly."

Me: "Have you ever heard of that German band?  What's their name? ..............Oh crap crap crap!"

Lizzy: " Their name is 'oh crap crap crap'? Are their songs just like their name?"

Me: "My room is getting really clean, so our time to pretend we're pirates and dig for buried treasure is running out."
Lizzy: "Oh dang, Jesus is coming back."

Lizzy: "If I found the perfect guy I would ask if he was selling drugs." 

Me: *whispering* "Have you ever seen the movie Dirty Dancing Havanna Nights?
Adelaide: "What about dancing Mennonites?"

Lizzy: "The PSAT is something that came out of the devil's butt crack."

Lizzy: " What are you majoring in?"

Me: " Criminal Arts er I mean Criminal Justice"

Lizzy: *Burst into laughter* " This is a mutilated body, this is a coldblooded robbery, and this is a gunshot wound."

Lizzy: " PUT THE LETTUCE ON THE SANDWICH!"

Lizzy: ( at a church festival on halloween, helping with games) " Little boy, you want to sit on a balloon?" *Pauses* " That just sounded so pedophile-ish."

Quan: "Have you heard that Crank That homeless man,and crank that lion king,crank that......"

Mr. Rasch: "Quan how about you Crank That vocabulary terms."

 

-Quotes from old friends-

*Brent singing I believe I can fly*

*Melissa slams the breaks on the golf cart*

Brent: "WHAT THE..!"

Melissa: "I was going to make you really fly."

John: "I want to see the light. I want to see the light. I want to see the light."

Melissa: "Boy, I'm going to make you see the light if you don't shut up. Free ticket to heaven by me."

Melissa: " I kept guessing numbers that start with 5, and I got a florist, an old woman, a cowboy, a little kid, and California."

*Me trying very stupidly to clean up spilled juice with a bag because I didn't have a napkin*

Crystal: "Do you want a bag or napkin to clean that up?"